I hopped off the big red Hogwarts Express
with my scar and no next of kin
Welcome to the land of wizard stress,
Am I gonna fit in?
Got in the boat,
here I am for the first time
Look to the right and see the castle shine
This is all so crazy
Everybody thinks I’m famous
My scar is burning and I’m feelin kinda orphaned
So much pressure and I’m nervous
Thats when the talking hat shouted out, “Gryffindor!”
And I sat down next to Ron
And I sat down next to Ron
And I sat down next to Ron
So I throw my wand up
and conjure a charm,
And Voldemort goes away
Catchin a snitch like yeah
Breakin a rule like yeah
And I got my wand up
I conjure a charm
I know I’m gonna be okay
Yeaaaahhhh
Can the dark arts please go away?
Yeaaaahhhh
Can the dark arts please go away?
This is absolutely AMAZING.
I tell my Mum daily that when we go to America I'm going to find a husband
I am not even kidding
I’m just gonna throw this out there, American guys may not be the most amazing. Make sure to go to the midwest.
Our next guest used to be very unmellow. But now he mostly shuffles around in warm-up pants.
I hate it when I'm genuinely attracted to someone.
I so don’t need this right now.
Two more of my highschool friends are engaged.
Whaaat is this?
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